Blogging/Writing: The Return of Blog Tour Monday

Today is Blog Tour Monday (‘Hurrah,’ I hear you cry) and in the spirit of finding new writers and blogs, behold the lovely Mike Delwiche – novel/screen writer extraordinaire and fellow pub quiz champion.

For those who don’t remember, BTM is part of a magical vehicle deemed The Blog Bus which allows us to stalk writers and their blogs. So far, so fantabulous.

Previous Blog Bus passengers include:

David Hartley

Dan Carpenter 

Sarah Louise Jasmon
Graeme Shimmin 

Louise Swingler
Steve Hollyman

And, of course, my own ramblings were included at one point,  along with many other writers who are linked from the above writers’ pages like a wonderful writerly labyrinth (minus the terrifying presence of Jareth: King of the Goblins).


Anyway, less Bowie, more Mike Delwiche (who has actually revealed he DOES have a blog but updates it ‘infrequently.’ You can read the contents of his mind here).


Thanks to Emma Yates-Badley for nominating me for this blog tour thing. She was nominated by someone else, and I’ve since discover that she is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.

What am I working on?

After the recent success of How to Become a Criminal Mastermind, I’m collaborating with director Henry Scriven on a new film project, provisionally titled They Look Just Like Us. It’s a Horror-Comedy, and it threatens to be one of the most controversial things I’ve ever done. My characters are taking me to some dark places, and I’m horrified by some of the things they think and do. But that’s people, right?

Why do I write what I do?

Everything I write is designed to entertain. If I can weave in a few ideas and make people think along the way then all the better, but what I really want is to tell a story and take the  audience outside of their own existence for 90 minutes, so they feel they’ve lived through something original.

How does my work differ from others in the genre?

I don’t really work in any specific genre, other than comedy. I think that everything should be funny, even the sad moments. That’s how most people get through life so it makes sense to me to reflect that in my storytelling. Whether I’m writing a travel-romance like The Liar’s Guide to South America, a Sci-Fi thriller like Wait Until the Robots or a heist movie like Criminal Mastermind, the characters always relate to each other through humour.

How does my writing process work?

Typically during the latter stages of an old project I have a few new ideas and characters noodling around in my head. One night I’ll find the thread to hang them all from, and I won’t be able to sleep for the excitement of the plot developing in my mind. At this point I’ll usually get up at 4am and write a synopsis.

Whenever I’ve got a free evening I try to write. I generally mooch around a bit first, trying to brace myself for more time in front of a screen after a day in the office. Quite often I’ll write by hand to overcome this, but screenplays especially are much easier with the right software for formatting.

Normally I won’t actually begin working until ten or even later. Once I’ve started I’ll generally fly for an hour or two, and then have to force myself to stop so I can get a decent night’s sleep. At this point I’ll generally curse myself for starting so late.

Most projects will stall for a month or two when the file will remain unopened. I like to think of this as a cocoon period, although in reality it’s more like a coma. Six months is about typical for a first draft under my current process, and then I’ll edit endlessly until every word is the best one I have. With scripts there’s normally consultation and further edits to be made. With this current project Henry will add additional material, and we’ll hold a read-through which will prompt further changes. Then, should we somehow find a modest budget, we’ll edit again to remove all the explosions and helicopters.

So that’s me. Now I will retire and hand the tour over to someone else. Richard Welwyn, have you ever considered Piracy?


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